Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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