Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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