It's Friday. Sex?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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