Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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