I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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