I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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