Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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