i don't like sucking hair
That reminds me...we need to get swords
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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