I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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