I look better un-naked...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
