No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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