bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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