I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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