When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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