Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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