I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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