Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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