just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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