do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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