I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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