Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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