i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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