What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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