Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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