If i come over, it means nothing
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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