i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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