Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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