then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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