i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
you never un-have a 4some
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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