Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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