I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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