shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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