You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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