do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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