u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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