I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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