at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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