I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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