At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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