thus making me awesome and them whores
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
