I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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