Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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