it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
