I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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