Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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