i think my tv is drunk
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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