So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Randomize
