Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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