This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
