we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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