Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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