I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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